A day in the life

a day in the life of beanfuck

"michael wake up"

"not now mom"

*removes bea spells a lot from his underwear*

"michael get ur fukin lazy ass outta bed n make ur sister breakfast"

"ur a whore mom"

"fuck you michael i'm going to work"

*goes on imgur*

haha that guy looks sexy

*jacks off to loopsy porn for a while*

"oh fuck i forgot to make my sister breakfast..."

"...eh i what do i care"

*calls up crush*

"hi zack how r u"

"michael you're a faggot go kill yourself and stop calling me i'm married with three kids like i'll ever see you"

*contemplates getting sex change for a few hours*

"michael did u make ur sis breakfust"

*crawls out window like a coward with toffee n happy n loopy hair bea*

*stuffs down corduroy pants*

*pretends to have sex with toys in alley before getting beat to death by gang*

I saw the news today oh boy

About a lucky man who made the grade

And though the news was rather sad

Well I just had to laugh