Season two shopkins headcanons

fruit n veg headcanons
chloe flower--she does acid and dope with strawberry kiss and rockin broc

corny cob-- he tells very corny jokes that nobody likes xcept swiss miss bc her jokes suck too. he is a comedian at pa pizzas bar la barra

juicy orange--cheeky cunt who always plays tricks on everybody like cheeky chocolate. she hates cheeky chocolate. like i mean she really hates this bitch

homewares headcanons
lana lamp--lonely girl who aspires to be a writer but can never think of any ideas.

lisa litter--she smells like rotting trash so she always makes bree freshner spray her so that she smells better. most ppl don't like lisa bc she stinks but she's actually really nice if u get to know her

bakery headcanons
mary meringue--she is a fat stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everybody else.

sweet treats headcanons
ice-cream dream--she is ice cream dream from season one. someone bought her n made her into an ice cream cone.

cleaning n laundry headcanons
bree freshner--when she farts she farts air freshner.

shoes headcanons
wedgy wendy--self absorbed bitch

tbc