Peir

peir is a shipping between peter cantfly and sir battlescarred

its mostly (mmm like 99.9% of the time) imagined in peters mind and in his wild dreams about sir taking peter to the ball except sir is dressed like prince handsome and peter is dressed like cinder slippers and even has a bow in his hair and everything

sir doesnt like peter but that doesnt stop him

one time when sir was sleeping peter grabbed a firm hold of DAT SEXY BOOTY of his but that woke him up and peter hid under sirs bed all fukin day

peter is trying to lose weight so hell look good in this pink bikini and sir will fall in love with him and sometimes he pretends his crocodile is sir battlescarred and bangs the poor croc all the time