Lalaloopsy school fic

One day Peanut was taking a massive hairy shit in the school bathrooms when she heard Bea and her clique come in.

"Did you see Ace's ass in those jeans today in homeroom? Sexy." Cinder said.

"We had sex last Saturday night," Bea bragged.

That was a lie, and Peanut knew that. Ace always jacked off to porn on Saturday nights. She knew this because she secretly stalked him.

Peanut didn't hear the next bit of their conversation because she was wiping shit off her ass. When she was finished wiping dat ass, she sat on the toilet seat and waited for them to leave. Peanut wasn't going to flush the toilet or come out of the stall or anything. She wanted to be undercover so she could listen to the girls' conversation.

"Yeah. Ace is totally into me, y'know. When we were doing that science project last month, he was totally staring at my boobs most of the time," Bea was saying.

"How dare he!" Peanut thought. She pulled up her pants, flushed the toilet, and then barged out of the stall.

"Ace would never look at your saggy ass titties, bitch! Ace is mine!" Peanut declared.

"You wanna fight me? Because that would be three on one, little girl," Bea said, gesturing to Cinder, Jewel, and Toffee.

"No. You're not worth my time," Peanut said.

"Fine, then get lost," Bea snapped.

Peanut stood there for a few moments because she didn't want it to look like she was doing what Bea told her to do.

"I'm leaving!" Peanut shouted, storming out of the bathroom.

later

After school, Peanut caught Bea having sex with Ace on the blacktop.

"What the...? Ace!!" Peanut screamed.

Peanut tackled Bea, who was naked, and pulled her around on the blacktop by her hair, skinning up her asscheeks.

They had to call the police to pry Peanut away from Bea. All three of which were suspended: Ace and Bea for having sex on school property, and Peanut for getting into a fight.

the end