Trashie review on here bc youtube hates me

kso yesterday i went to target and got a zombie trash pack five pack. waste worm was the visible one.

ok so firstly i'll review the green coffins they come in. they're nice and all but they're so hard to get open!! maybe it's bc i have short nails but i literally CUT UNDER MY FUKIN THUMB NAIL trying to open one and it hurts!!

now onto the trashies

first of all there's waste worm who is so happy and cute. he's dark green with these little splotches of shit (idk) on him and he has really dark yellow teeth like he hasn't brushed them since he died that lazy bastard. he's all scrunched up in the back which is cute. it reminds me of stairs or a blanket or smth.

then there's feral fridge. he's not squishy but he's not quite as hard as shopkins. mine has a flocking defect on his arm where some is peeled away and he has an abundance of it farther up on his arm. also his eyes are flocked and his pupils r painted on over that which kinda annoys me. but he's rlly cute i love his lips.

then there's garbage goat who is rlly cute and squishy. he has all this food stuck to his back and is eating the bone of a chicken or smth. he's so fat and cute <33

then there's bad-ant who i love. he has these bull horns and has these eyes that look so pissed off and he's got really dark shading on him. he's prolly the squishiest of all of these ones. he's prolly my favorite actually

lastly there's loch mess. she's got shading all around her body and this fuckin T shaped thing on the top of her head which isn't even the trash pack T that they always have on them bc she has that one near where her ass should be. i love how she's all scrunched up and her nose is pointed down she just looks so pissed imo like she's just going 'dafuq did u just do'

so yes if u find some zombies i would reccommend them just don't let them around the twins bc they might want their brains or smth