WHY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SIR BATTLESCARRED


 * HE'S FUCKIN HOT
 * DAT BOOTY
 * TO MAKE LADY JELLY
 * THOSE MUSCULAR BICEPS CARESSING MY BACK WHEN HE HOLDS ME
 * HIS SOFT LIPS
 * HE CAN MASSAGE MY DICK
 * HE MAKES ALL THESE SEXY NOISES WHEN HE HAS SEX TRUST ME I'VE HEARD THEM BEFORE
 * HIS DICKHEAD SMELLS SO MANLY (OR SO I'VE HEARD)