Loopsypocolypse

"Once upon a time there was a crazy bitch named Little Bah Peep, who always lost her sheep. Her friends would never help her look for them, they only did when all of them let loose--but Little Bah Peep never knew about that one!

''One day, Little Bah Peep's oldest sheep, Sheep #1, died. Bah Peep led all her sheep in a march to mourn the passing of #1.''

''Whilst this was going on, sheep #229 got tired and took a nap under a tree Forest was going to cut down. Forest didn't notice #229 dozing, and accidentally cut the sheep to bits. When Bah Peep found out about this... Well, let's just say things didn't end so nicely.''

''She rounded up all her sheep into a herd and told them to destroy all of LalaloopsyLand. They trampled Forest to death, as well as anyone who stood in their way.''

Bah Peep laughed maniacally, and her sheep ramaged all through LalaLand, eventually trampling her to death too."

"Susan, that's no excuse for ruining your little sister's toys."

"But MOM!!"