Lonely soaps parents

the lonely soap has six parents that all drive them insane and you get the pleaser of meeting em 

parent a has an afro and always listens to rap myuusik very loud

parent b is old and balding an has incontenentia or sumthin like tht wich meens they shits all over the place and pisses their pants wenevur

parent c is a boring ol bastard who bakes cookees all the dam time and kullects stamps an coins an is the most cleanly of the parents but always breaks their bones all the time cause they slip all around everywhere

parent d is obsessed with their stupid ass hair an is always fuking parent c and whacking off

parent e is a plain an simple dumbfuck

parent f is a greeser who smokes shit tons of sigerettes an dam neer melts