Shopkinz

~kso is shopkinz fic~

~yea it sucks~

~like rlly badly i'm just bored~

it was black friday in shopville and every shopkin was crying at the thought of being bought and being seperated forever from their friends

'i have nothing to worry about,' boasted googy, 'i'm cracked and oozing, nobody will want me!'

'nobody ever has,' muttered little sipper under her breath

'i'm already opened, that makes me unbuyable!' squealed cheeky chocolate

'i have a worm in my head. like, disgusting!' apple blossom squealed, giggling

'i'm so delicious that if a little boy hadn't tried biting my face off one time i would still be buyable,' murmured kooky cookie shyly

lippy lips popped off the cap concealing her brains and threw it on the ground

'everyone, i've got the greatest idea! destroy yourselves in some way, so no one will buy you!' she said

shopkins near and far began to take nibbles of each other, mutilating each other

toofs jumped repeatedly on scrubs' back, oozing toofpaste everywhere

an angry bubble tubs ripped bristles from toofs' back

dollops began to squirt whipped cream everywhere

frank furter lied on a grill, burning himself to a crisp

suds remained on her basket, alert for shoppers, ready to be bought. by the time everyone was done making themselves unbuyable, suds was the sole shopkin left to be bought

xcept none of the shoppers noticed suds and small mart closed down