Laalloopsy girllzlzlzlz jewel sparkles

she cant sing

she cant dance

but who carezz??? she walkz like rihanna

k so basically jewel always has several clipboards WEDGED up her arse and shes a fukin bitch who isnt even royalty but she alwayz goes on about how da queenz her mum

apeeruse
k so basically near me theres this really shit chippy called the classic and they sold this woman an out of date pie and wouldnt give her a refund and the woman waz goin fukkin mad bc they sold her a manky pucca

anyway im sayin she lookz as manky as da classic is

loiks and disloiks
loiks:

da feel of clipboards pressin on her ring

bein a cunt

bossin people aboout

bein stroked by beanfuck

disloiks:

bein told what to do

bein compared to the classic